Trailer - Kevin James is 'Paul Blart: Mall Cop'

I sure hope that King of Queens syndication pays well, because based on this evidence, Kevin James' future is in his past. Paul Blart: Mall Cop. Yeah, I got nothin'. This looks sufficiently insufficient.
Video courtesy of Trailer Addict I've been wildly consistent on this point: Early January movies are bad. This one comes out January 16th. I think you know how I'm voting here.

Comments

[Vince]

Wow this looks pretty bad. Like "Die Hard" meets Joe Dirt in the worst possible way.

I disagree with you slightly about the early January stigma; yes it usually the dumping ground for movies somehow too good for straight-to-video. But there are always some highlights. I remember this one movie that came out like on 1-18-08...totally forgot the name of it, but I heard it was good.

[Phoebe]

A whole lot of people had to say "Wow, that is a GREAT idea" before this could get made. Boggles the mind, actually.

[Jason]

It's like Home Alone for mall cops! I hope the bank robbers are Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.

[Get The Big Picture]

It'd be nice to see both of them, don't you agree?