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17Nov

Red Band Trailer - 'Bitch Slap'

DateMonday, November 17, 2008 at 3:02AM
Honestly, I wish I could tell you just what they were trying to sell in this new Red Band trailer for Bitch Slap. I mean, with all those women in low-cut tops, you'd think they were more interested in that than the story, but that can't possibly be true, can it?

As near as I can tell, some people crossed a group of women who prefer plunging necklines. One's called the whore, one's called the slut, and one's called the mercifully easy one. It's something like that, anyway. And I'm guessing that the people who crossed them didn't realize these chicks had a weapons cache the Sandinistas would be proud of.

Oh, and the first time I tried to watch this trailer, my computer shut down. Seriously. Of course, I'm running Vista, so that's hardly news.


MovieWeb gives good trailer

Now I know what you're thinking: Holy crap is that thing ever a rip-off of the first Kill Bill movie. And I have absolutely no defense for that. Fortunately, I don't need one, because I'm not the guy who made the movie. For the record, it also reminds me a great deal of the recent bomb, Hell Ride, which was also trying to emulate Tarantino. And it was pure garbarge.

Bitch Slap is scheduled to open in the spring of 2009.

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Words fail me.

Monday, November 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterOrinn

Bitch Slap = Fail

Monday, November 17, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

Even the trailer made it look lame. For something that tries to emulate Quentin Tarantino, it looks absoeffinglutely nothing like Tarantino!

Sunday, November 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJM

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