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Monday
Dec012008

Mr. Skin's Top 20 Nude Scenes of 2008

I never thought I'd say this, but I feel sorry for Mr. Skin. I also feel sorry for the Detroit Lions, which I also never thought I'd say, but Mr. Skin has had a rough year.

The purveyor of the prurient is back with another list of the best nude scenes of the year, and let's just say it can't compare to 2007, with Maria Tomei in Before the Devil Knows You're Dead, Natalie Portman in Hotel Chevalier, and Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan. I mean, I'm not even sure that there are actually 20 nude scenes here, and among those that might be, there aren't a whole lot of big names, the kind of thing that really makes this list worthwhile.

So while the list is still worth checking out, the inclusion of porn Frankenstein Jenna Jameson from Zombie Strippers kind of tells you all you need to know, doesn't it?

Here's the top ten, according to the expert in the field:

1 - Mischa Barton - Closing the Ring

Says Mr. Skin: "Mischa Barton not only goes topless 26 minutes into this World War II drama, but at the 34-minute mark, the O.C. hottie bares T&A. Mischa’s nude scenes are luscious, lengthy and brightly lit, so they’re guaranteed to turn you into a Barton fink!"

2 - Sophie Monk - Sex and Death 101
3 - Heather Graham - Adrift in Manhattan
4 - Asia Argento - The Last Mistress
5 - Neve Campbell - I Really Hate My Job
6 - Anna Faris - The House Bunny
7 - Amy Smart - Mirrors
8 - Mena Suvari - Stuck
9 - Penelope Cruz - Elegy
10- Angelina Jolie - Wanted

OK...Angelina wasn't naked in Wanted, so I don't know what that's about. I mean, did I block that out somehow? I simply don't recall an actual nude scene of any kind there.

Of the ones I've seen - because some of these movies never made it to theaters - I'd say your best bet is actually Mena Suvari in Stuck. It's a quality movie and a surprisingly good scene.

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Reader Comments (23)

Angelina actually was naked, briefly, in Wanted we got a full wet back side of Mistress Skeletor in all her...ummm...glory? I so wish the girl would just eat a cheeseburger or two. She was so amazingly hot in Gia (waaaay back in the day). The most glaring omission to Mr. Skin's list this year has got to be Marisa Tomei in the Wrestler! First, she's still wicked hot at 44 and secondly, if she's in 10 scenes in that flick she's fully clothed in, what would you say, two? As far as the rest of his list; aren't Mena, Heather and Asia naked in almost EVERYTHING they do (God bless em)? They should make some kind of list evey time they DON'T take it all off, I'm just sayin.....

Monday, December 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterscott hopkins

See, I remember the scene you're talking about, and I don't recall her ass at all, just her back.

Monday, December 1, 2008 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

...there's the rub, her flat booty ain't what it used to be and, as you've proven, not very memorable either. Here it is;

http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/8939/000128516yl4.jpg

I should probably be embarrassed, I may know TOO much about female nudity in film. It started with Jaqueline's wet tank top in the Deep and it's all been downhill since then, I am the original Mr. Skin!

Monday, December 1, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterscott hopkins

OK, but seriously...that counts? That just underscores what I mean by it being a bad year for nudity. And Asia Argento at number three really has to worry us...

Monday, December 1, 2008 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

No doubt, you are most definitely correct, bad year for the skin (we're going to cinema Hell for even having this conversation) and yet, as I said, MARISA......! C'mon, she follows up her stunning work in Before the Devil... with her inspired turn in The Wrestler and doesn't even make the list? She should be claiming the top spot! (I should also mention her her acting was pretty decent in both of those films, as well).

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterscott hopkins

I can only guess he hasn't seen it. Why Mr. Skin puts this list out in late November and early December is a mystery.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

We have to put the Top nude scenes list out in early December or it will get no publicity if we did it over the holidays. Also, I do a big radio promotion of the list and most shows are off the air from December 15th to the end of the year. I am all over Marisa Tomei in the Wrestler but it doesn't even hit theaters until December 19th. That's why I also do my Anatomy Awards around Oscar time to make sure we cover the few nude scenes that happen late in the year.

BTW...Marisa won best nude scene in 2007 for Before The Devil Knows Your Dead.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Skin

Thanks, Mr. Skin!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

Good to know, Thanks Mr. Skin!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterScott Hopkins

Also Colin, you didn't mention my other list, the Top 10 TV Nude Scenes of 2008. When you combine the two, it was a GREAT year for nudity. Here is the TV list available at MrSkin.com::

#1 Lizzy Caplan - True Blood
#2 Mary Louise Parker - Weeds
#3 Anna Paquin - True Blood
#4 Arlene Tur - Crash
#5 Jenaveve Jolie - Entourage
#6 Caprice Benedetti - Brotherhood
#7 Hayley Marie Norman - Crash
#8 Cerina Vincent - Manchild
#9 Alicia Leigh Willis, Katherine Moennig - The L Word
#10 Carla Gallo - Californication

Don't feel sorry for me. I have the greatest job in the world!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMr. Skin

Still, though, you've got a porn star on there. I'm not sure Jenaveve Jolie should count. However, who thought Lizzy Caplan would look so good naked?

Thanks again, Senor Skin!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

How about a group award for Werewolf In A Women's Prison?

Monday, December 8, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterhcb

I'll pass that along to Mr. Skin, Henry. Good suggestion. Any Una Merkel scenes we should be on the lookout for?

Friday, December 12, 2008 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

I just saw House Bunny...I don't remember Anna Faris nude. I would have definitely remember that....

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSimon

I know this way late but I cannot resist a reply to your Una Merkel inquiry, which I just saw. Actually Una and Jean Harlow get undressed in Red Headed Woman, and while all we see of Una is her shoulder and a reflection of her back in the headboard, there is one extremely brief flash of one of Jean Harlow's breasts. Praise the lord for slo-mo and screen capture--it confirmed for me something I remembered many years ago. This tender moment is at about 17 minutes and 17 seconds, in case someone was wondering

Saturday, January 17, 2009 | Unregistered Commenterhcb

Jean Harlow nude? That's scandalous!

Thursday, January 29, 2009 | Registered CommenterGet The Big Picture

very intresting

Friday, March 20, 2009 | Unregistered Commentersherexhaway

You should be able to find a better list at

http://www.fakes.net/top20_2008.htm

if you are interested in other years, just replace the 8 in the URL with the appropriate number

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