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Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 4:37PM 'The Three Musketeers' are All For One More
I don't want go over the entire
Rosemary's Baby remake
again; you can read all that
here. But I do want to reintroduce the thinking
that some remakes are best for everyone involved, some films are fine being
remade, and some classics should never be touched.
The Three Musketeers almost certainly falls in the first
category: Remake that movie pronto. Or better yet, forget about the previous
films, read the Alexandre Dumas novel again, and give it a completely fresh,
Frank Miller-type perspective. That would rule. The point is, there's plenty of
room for improvement.
Variety broke the news that Millennium Films is adapting
the classic story of Athos, Porthos, and Aramis, and there are even hints
already that it will become a franchise: "D'Artagnan, the last member of the
eventual quartet, will either be introduced later in the first movie or in a
second installment."
It should be noted that Millennium - like Platinum Dunes
with the Rosemary's Baby remake - seem unnaturally interested in reviving the
dead. The studio has already propped Rambo back up, and is working on the Conan
and Buck Rogers movies, plus a Hercules flick I knew nothing about.
I'm surprised someone didn't set the wheels in motion
for this earlier. It has the potential to be a great action movie if done
correctly, you can either launch three careers or build buzz from bringing three
hip, talented guys together, and swordfighting is back in vogue, thanks to the
Pirates of the Caribbean movies. If handled the right way, I can't see how this
is a bad idea. Frankly,
the movie from the 1970s wasn't remarkable, outside
of Raquel Welch's cleavage,
Man in the Iron Mask was OK but hardly a classic,
and I never saw the one with Charlie Sheen
from the 1990s although I can't imagine it's
filled with greatness, so I think a quality remake can float.
Let's just hope Millennium does something unique with it
or at least watches the recent remake of Count of Monte Cristo with Guy Pearce;
you could do a lot worse that that.


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