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Monday
23Jun2008

'Disaster Movie' Gets a Trailer...A Very Bad Trailer

Did somebody order a hole in the head? Because I don't need this trailer for Disaster Movie, so I figured it must be somebody else.

I can't wait until the filmmaking duo of Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer get around to spoofing their own movies. That's going to be the best!

Though they've had diminishing returns - Scary Movie 3 made over $100 million, SM4 made about $90, Date Movie pulled $48, Epic Movie around $40 and Meet the Spartans earlier this year could only scrape together $38 million - the bottom line is, well, the bottom line. If these things stop making money, then they may go away. That's a difficult proposition, though, because they're so cheap to produce. Hell, they don't even have Anna Faris' salary to pay anymore.

I must confess that this looks like the worst of the bunch, with one exception: The dude playing Sarah Jessica Parker looks a lot like that dude named Sarah Jessica Parker.

The Disaster befalls us all on August 29th.

Reader Comments (8)

oh my fucking god

Wednesday, July 2, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterStykyn

This looks like an abomination.

Please, stop these assholes from making another movie.

Thursday, July 3, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterAdam

now hold on, epic movie sucked big time, but date movie and meet the spartans were at least watchable. besides, if you don't like friedberg and seltzer then just don't see their movies.

Friday, July 4, 2008 | Unregistered Commenterme

Don't you mean the horse named Sarah Jessica Parker?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterCarrie Bradshaw

"now hold on, epic movie sucked big time, but date movie and meet the spartans were at least watchable. besides, if you don't like friedberg and seltzer then just don't see their movies."

stfu...they're garbage

Friday, July 18, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterNot Retarded

They had nothing to do with Scary Movie 3 or 4 but the characters.

Monday, July 21, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterSayWhat

Dont worry ... as you can read at the ending of the trailer "The End is Coming"

Friday, July 25, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterMiguel

Listen, these movies are cheap to produce and make a reasonable profit. People pay to see these. Epic Movie, I thought was the more watchable out of Date Movie and Meet the Spartans. I did find the part with Sarah Jessica Parker and Juno pretty amusing.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJay

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