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Sunday
29Jun2008

New 'Mutant Chronicles' Posters Look Better in Russian

DateSunday, June 29, 2008 at 11:44PM
There's something about the word "NecroMutant" that just denotes a certain amount of fun. Coincidentally, hearing the brand name "Necco Wafers" have the same effect on me.

You'll find plenty of NecroMutants in the upcoming futuristic sci-fi The Mutant Chronicles, in which Thomas Jane (The Punisher) tries to save the planet from the deadly scourge. The adventure co-stars Ron Perlman - and who would've thought "action guy" for Ron Perlman six or eight years ago? - and the unlikely tandem of John Malkovich and Devon Aoki, who, we should point out, will inherit part of the Benihana fortune someday. No foolin'.

We don't have a release date for The Mutant Chronicles in the U.S. just yet. We do know that it's coming out on December 11th in Russia, and we've got a couple of new Russian posters for The Mutant Chronicles to commemorate the occasion.

The Russian posters and the sight of John Malkovich bring to mind his role of Teddy KGB in the poker flick Rounders, and specifically, the worst foreign accent ever meant to be taken seriously. He's playing a guy named Constantine here, so fingers crossed that we don't get a repeat performance.

AuthorColin Boyd | | in , | Print ArticlePrint Article | | Comment5 Comments |

Reader Comments (5)

Devon Aoki was a bad ass in Sin City. I know nothing about this movie, but my sci-fi sense is tingling. Hopefully it won't be total crap. I'm still looking for another sci-fi epiphone like Bladerunner or The Matrix.

Monday, June 30, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterJoe

This is as good as Starwars, better maybe, Devon is badder in this one then in Sin City: she can really kick ass. Good story too.
It's a pretty movie, and at times, it did not made me cry but I was moved at the drama. real cool one.

Saturday, July 12, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterBrannKKo Westpole

Ouch. The Benihana fortune is unfortunately now nearly hers. Her father just died a day or two ago.

Sunday, July 13, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterKevbo

i saw this movie, i hate to say it but it was pretty bad, 3.5/10

Saturday, July 19, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterVictor Hugo

Movie was pretty good, much better than expected. See it!

Louie.

Sunday, July 20, 2008 | Unregistered CommenterLouie McFly

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