GENERAL:

Now here, about 10 clicks south-southwest of the DMZ, our DC10s discovered a BDK with some CMVs.

ALFRED:

So, you're saying the JOKER is hiding here, in the Middle East?

GENERAL:

Exactly. Then, he repurposed the AAs for a wide angle of cover reaching around back here to PPD.

ALFRED:

And then he set up an online computer defense grid?

GENERAL:

Bingo.

ALFRED:

Well then, what do we possibly do?

BRUCE

We hack the internet.

ALFRED

Hack the internet?

BRUCE

Yes, hack the internet.

GENERAL

No one's ever hacked the internet before

BRUCE

Well, there's a first for everything.

GENERAL

Okay, I like it. But which one of the internets do we hack?

BRUCE

All of them.

And so it goes.

During filming of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen - which may use parts of the script above - Bay was asked by Entertainment Weekly about the phony "rejection" that's been flying around the internet, all of them, since the first of the month.

I just have to ask, did you happen to see the Michael Bay's Rejected Dark Knight Script floating around online?

[Laughs] That’s complete bulls---! I might’ve read one line of that.  

Did you find it funny at all?

It’s just, where do people find all of this time?