Wednesday
13Aug2008
Win a Threesome with Scarlett Johansson
Wednesday, August 13, 2008 at 6:17PM
Back in the free love 1970s, there was no looking online
to get the come-on from one of the world's hottest actresses. Back then, there
was also no need to: Body hair was cool - mustaches, too - and the more cutoff
shorts and tube socks you wore, the better. Chicks dug everything back then, and
there was much less protocol for the rich and famous (just ask Margaret Trudeau,
wife of the Prime Minister of Canada, about being passed around by the Rolling
Stones).
Things are different now. In the 21st Century, you have
to wait for a
Scarlett Johansson-type to promote her new film
by giving away a "threesome" on her
personal site.
Reader Comments (6)
If I was there, the clothes would be coming off! Yo!
Um, fellas-- did you read the fine print? Per her site, "threesome refers to the moviegoing date experience consisting of three people." So probably, Scarlett, a huge bodyguard and the winner taking in the flick.
Now, if only Javier Bardem was offering something for the ladies. I'd even enter a contest just to stare at him in that red shirt he wears in the movie.
No, seriously-- considering the bizarre publicity stunt and some of her interviews, if you were Michelle Obama, would you really be thrilled that per IMDb, one of her husband's favorite e-mail pals was Scarlett?
Even the thought of it goes a long, long way.
I once had sex with Scarlett, and then my mom got scared And said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
Hedonistic trysts and one night stands with ScarJo are not all too arduous. However, achieving a certain level of, how should I say, repeat business can be more challenging and unattainable than developing an engine that can go the speed of light.
Cheers, bookworm.