Thursday
21Aug
Paramount To Unload a Glut of Direct-To-DVD Sequels on Unsuspecting Consumers
Thursday, August 21, 2008 at 7:16PM
What's that old saying about success? Something like you can't argue with it,
I think. Or maybe you were heading for the one about it being the best
deodorant. Either way, when you look at the bottom line for direct-to-video
sequels for American Pie and Bring It On, you'll see that they've generated, oh,
just under a quarter-billion dollars between them. I shudder to think how much
profit we're talking about.
So, remember as you roll your eyes in disbelief that the man who minted that
money at Universal now has designs on Road Trip, Grease, Mean Girls,
Naked Gun,
and more. According to
The Hollywood Reporter,
Louis Feola, who has assumed
control of the division of Paramount to be known as Paramount Famous
Productions, wants to release five to six movies a year, all of them
direct-to-video spin-offs of previously successful theatrical film.
There's no escaping it:
Without a Paddle: Nature's Calling is coming your way
in 2009. Because Paramount can choose titles from the vast Viacom empire, that
means some DreamWorks flicks, as well as MTV and Nickelodeon movies.
"The name Paramount Famous Prods. speaks to the studio's rich history and
reputation for delivering world-class, memorable entertainment to diverse
audiences," said Feola, perhaps unaware that nobody in their right mind
could consider a sequel to Without a Paddle "world-class."
We just got a
Scorpion King DVD sequel
this week from Universal, and you should expect more from every studio on the
block as home video increasingly becomes a bigger piece of Hollywood's profits.
I mean, why wouldn't they do it?
Still, another sequel to Grease? As if everybody
didn't already learn that lesson? And The Naked Gun? Color me
skeptical.
Should we be outraged? Probably not. If the studios ever
want me to watch one of these truck stop-quality movies, then can send it to me
and I'll watch it. But if not, I just won't consider them sequels at all. In
fact, I probably won't even consider them. I will say, however, that I can't
wait for Paramount to dig into its vaults and give us the knock-off newbies for
the rest of their 2004 slate, joining Without a Paddle. That would mean
long-awaited continuations of Suspect Zero, Against the Ropes, The Perfect
Score, Twisted, Homeland Security, and The Prince & Me.
Good luck with that.












Reader Comments (7)
HaHa. This is a great article Colin. However, there's no denying these movies make cash and we'll probably never see the end of straight to DVD, especially after the success of the American Pie and Bring It On Flicks.
If Paramount Famous does indeed have access to all things Paramount and MTV, then you're missing one key 2004 title. I'd wager it's only a matter of time, and some legal maneuvering with Fox, before we see Napoleon Dynamite: The Rise of Pedro on our home screens.....
Can I haz firefly-serenity Direct to DVD sequel plz, k thx.
Course knowing my luck they wouldn't get Joss or the original cast and slaughter it.
Does this mean that Brett Ratner's Beverly Hills Cop Movie will also be direct to DVD?
(Disney's been getting away with this for years, by the way...)
I don't know if the Firefly folks will ever be back...
But have you caught this Joss Whedon Gem?
Dr. Horrible With Neal Patrick Harris
Yeah, Disney's mastered it, and in fact, a couple of those flicks have been OK. Cinderella 2.75 or whatever the hell it was had a pretty decent set-up. I seem to recall the second Lilo & Stitch not sucking.
Thank you for the advance investment tip: I can now cancel my HBO subscription with a clear conscience, since all the trash that you've identified will certainly be corrupting my cable service for at least another year.
Thank goodness for NetFlix, where discretion is still possible.
Yeah, when they're (NetFlix I mean) service isn't interrupted!