Wednesday
10Sep2008
If Samuel L. Jackson Were King of the World
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 8:26AM
This isn't real, but damn, do I love the line, "This
motherf***in' boat is drowndin'!"
From
MiniMovie.com comes the "Lost Screen Test" of
Samuel L. Jackson, who, for the purposes of the next 90 seconds, was auditioning
for the role of Jack in
Titanic. He even gets an assist from
Kate Winslet.
Again: Not real.
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Reader Comments (3)
Brilliant. The movie would have been much better if Samuel had landed the role.
Eric Carlson and Joan Wagar, A,K,A, Doubleclick and Mrs Dash,( yes those are there nicknames they gave each other.) admitted to poisoning me while I was a plasma donor back in 2005.
Eric carlson pedofied me behind prison walls and then framed me as a pedophile on march 26th 2007, I caught the crime on a audio recorder I put in Joan's purse.
there were people in authority helping them with this and nobody in authority will help they pretend nothing happened and refuse to investigate this.
Eric Carlson changed his hair color and his name but this is not hidden, only ignored by the authority's and media
I'm disabled from being poisoned and the hospitals refuse to admit I'm poisoned.
My Family is in danger from these people and I have no other recorse but to make these charges public.
My name is Terry Wagar,Im from Portland Oregon and I'm backing up these charges.
I have been threatened with harassment charges by a Sargent walker, She is a portland police officer stationed at the OHSU hospital, for the non crime of reporting a multi murder conspiracy within that hospital.
They dont give a s4!t joan and eric was poisoning a plasma donor!
What on Earth are you talking about? And what does it have to do with Sam Jackson?