Translated Freestyle Battle = Awesome
Wednesday, September 10, 2008 at 12:23AM
Colin Boyd in Video
This video is not from a movie. It should be, though. I wish 8 Mile had done something like this. On your right, we have Hydrogen, and on your left, it's Boost. They're rappers. They let their words do their talking for them.

Fortuitously, someone managed to capture their freestyle battle on video. Even more fortuitously, Ben and Ryan from the aptly named BenAndRyan.com have transcribed the fierce battle for us.

I guarantee you this will be one of the funniest things you see all day, unless you watch the Verne Troyer sex tape. And in that case, man, that's some distance you'll travel for a laugh.

Again, this has nothing to do with movies, but what the hell:

I think Boost won, even without the stuff at the end. The Freud reference would've been so hard to counter in round two. I also like that the conclusion of this video has very similar music to the opening credits of every Woody Allen movie.

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