Jessica Alba: Math Genius!

Variety has the latest update on the career of Jessica Alba, which has been stuck in neutral for quite a while. She will star in the modern fable An Invisible Sign of My Own, about a woman who is so obsessed with numbers and math that she has kind of become isolated from the real world. Obsessed with math? Yeah, that sounds like Jessica Alba. "Things begin to change when she becomes a second-grade math teacher," reports the trade, although I'm not sure what that means. Don't look for this to be a big affair; it is being produced by Silverwood Films and iDeal Partners Film Fund and will be released by Endeavor's independent film wing. I have to admit, I completely whiffed on Jessica Alba. Three years ago I thought she was going to be a huge star - because, well, look at her - and since then, she's had to wear a giant "4" on her jumpsuit to get anyone to pay attention.