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17Oct2009

'The Spy Next Door' Looks Like Jackie Chan's Worst

DateSaturday, October 17, 2009 at 2:34AM
I have seen good trailers for bad movies, bad trailers for good movies, and bad trailers for bad movies, and I am prepared to say that the new look at Jackie Chan's The Spy Next Door is a can't-miss candidate for category three.

There's not a single point at which this movie looks good. Actually, I take that back: For a fleeting moment, it sounds like Jackie's character is named Bob Hope. It's all downhill after that. Don't believe me? OK then, I'll break out the big guns. This movie co-stars George Lopez. And Billy Ray Cyrus. As government intelligence officers.

Still don't believe me? Well, good. I want you to see this trailer for yourself. That'll settle it.


Videos courtesy of Trailer Addict

Now, let me see if I have this right: Jackie Chan has been one of the top box office draws in the world for a couple of decades. And yet he needs money this badly? One too many shots to the head, I guess.

The Spy Next Door opens on January 15th; you've been warned.

AuthorColin Boyd | | in , , | Print ArticlePrint Article | | Comment2 Comments |

Reader Comments (2)

Ok..is it me or does this just look like a Rip off of "The Pacifier" ?
Jackie chan must be desperate for money!!! I grew up watching jackie chan movies, Police story, Rumble in the bronx..This movie is just...WRONG!
If hes going to carry on making movies like that then i think he should just retire!

Saturday, October 17, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterFishFish

So let me get this straight - - he can slide down a 100 ft. wall with his hands, flip frying pans like they're nerf balls, throw a small child 20 ft in the air and catch her in her undies (upside down), but he can't avoid a garbage pail full of old spaghetti? WOW!

Monday, October 19, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterThe Observer

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