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Wednesday
11Nov2009

Nobody Cares: Dane Cook Wants to Play The Riddler

I dunno, I guess maybe MTV asked its readers who they thought should play the Riddler if - IF - that's the villain in the third Christopher Nolan Batman movie, and on the heels of that, Dane Cook does my least favorite thing in the world: He offers his services for a coveted role during the course of an interview.

"I love the new Dark Knight series and Batman Begins," Cook told MTV. "If they brought back The Riddler—a new Riddler the way they did with The Joker—that would be bad-ass. I would do that." Well that's good, because I'm sure the reason the third movie hasn't moved forward yet is because Nolan wanted to hold out for the star of Good Luck Chuck and My Best Friend's Girl.

Cook goes on to say that he's been busy with his latest tour, which in theory is stand-up comedy. However, he's always wanted to do a big sci-fi movie or a comic book flick. We are we bringing any of this up? Because now we can hold Cook at his words:

"Star Wars and stuff like that I grew up watching—anything sci-fi or comic book related would be...that would be it. I could retire after that." Oh please, won't someone take the bullet and cast him in a sci-fi or comic book movie so we can be rid of him once and for all.

Reader Comments (4)

Dane Cook go away, your not funny, and if you honestly believe you will have any part of the next installment of the series other than shining Christopher Nolan's shoes, YOU MUST BE ON A LITTLE DRUG I CALL CRACK!!

Go away, your stand up isnt funny, your films aint good, and you yourself are annoying. Enuff time wasted on this pansy, baffoon... lol

Wednesday, November 11, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterSEAN

Amen Sean.

Thursday, November 12, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterEmo

Apparently you cared enough to write an article about it.

Friday, November 13, 2009 | Unregistered Commenter1-7

*gag*

The end.

Friday, November 13, 2009 | Unregistered CommenterLillian James

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