Mr. Skin's Best Nude Scenes of 2009

It is, of course, end-of-the-year list time, and while we're anxiously waiting to see what critics groups crown the best films of the year, Mr. Skin has something else in mind. As he does every year, the industry leader in flesh, has ranked the best nude scenes of the year, combining both films and cable TV. I think we all kind of expected Jessica Biel to win this year, with her ballyhooed first nude scene in Powder Blue. Had it been a surprise and had it not leaked to the internet and had the film actually made it to theaters, I think it probably would have won. She was upended, however, by Eva Amurri and her revealing stint on Californication. The other TV entrant is Anna Paquin from True Blood; last year, the show's Lizzy Caplan made the list, when Mr. Skin split it into TV and film categories. 1 - Eva Amurri (Californication)
2 - Jessica Biel (Powder Blue)
3 - Amber Heard (The Informers)
4 - Anna Paquin (True Blood)
5 - Rachel Blanchard (Spread)
6 - Betsy Rue (My Bloody Valentine 3-D)
7 - Alice Eve (Crossing Over)
8 - Julianna Guill (Friday the 13th)
9 - Alanna Ubach (Hung)
10- Malin Akerman (Watchmen) Personally, I'd pick Amber Heard from The Informers, although I certainly don't recommend watching the entire movie. The My Bloody Valentine scene was a little disappointing, considering how long it was on screen. That's probably because she was running for her life and then got murdered. You can see a video compliation of the top ten (with censored naughty bits) at Mr. Skin.

Comments

[ned]

Paz de la Huerta in Limits of Control has my vote.

[Get The Big Picture]

You know, Ned, she certainly deserves consideration. Good call.

[D]

That My Bloody Valentine scene was hilarious. Seriously, watching a girl run around naked for 5 minutes while a pick ax wielding serial killer dressed as a miner chases her around in glorious 3D had to be one of the funniest moments from any movie this year.

[El Doucheo Bago]

Eva Amurri? Ugh, she needs a new head

[Get The Big Picture]

Not her best feature, as this list illustrates.

[Vince]

At the risk of sounding like a pervert, Julianna Guill's nude scene in "Friday the 13th" was not only far and away the best thing about that movie, but it was also one of the best sex scenes ever. Crazy gratuitous, but she was ridiculously hot, so it didn't matter.

That's all I'll say.

[ReAnim8or]

No Madeline Zima in 'The Collector'!?

[Lengthy Johnson]

Well, I really like beautiful women and I don't exactly mind it when they take their clothes off.

However, as nudity in mainstream movies gets more and more advanced, I fail to see the point.

It is just going to be a lesser version of what you get in a porno, so why bother?