Download Samuel L. Jackson to Your iPhone

Three years ago, the big piece of Samuel L. Jackson technology was a voicemail you could send out encouraging people to see Snakes on a Plane. Jackson recorded a short message and who knows how many names that summer, and you'd pick a name and submit a phone number and presto: Personalized Sam Jackson voicemail. He's stepped it up for 2009/2010, releasing his own iPhone soundboard app, which also works for an iPod Touch. It's Sam Jackson quotes and advice for any occasion, presumably delivered with a hint of Jules Winnfield. And, because it can't be known as anything else, the new app is called iSamJackson. According to Geeks of Doom, "The soundboard is fully customizable, includes a personality scanner and an “Ask Sam” feature that allows users to seek instantaneous advice from the world’s most badass living individual." Personally, I'd rather have the wallet from Pulp Fiction or Christina Ricci chained to my radiator, but whatever. This is still a pretty good time killer for the iPhone set.