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Friday, December 18, 2009 at 2:44AM Movie Review - 'Avatar'
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Friday, December 18, 2009 at 2:44AM | Avatar
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Reader Comments (41)
I saw it tonight for the midnight showing, and I just want to say that James Cameron has accomplished another masterpiece. I had my doubts, and I do have my complaints, but the film was just...wow. I couldn't believe what I was seeing.
Yeah, the Na'vi could have been a little more detailed, but honestly, I think it was the lighting that killed the real detail. If you watch the scenes where they go close up with Na'vi you can see the detail they put into the characters, its just everything was so sun bleached and reflective, even humans were. It was kind of hard to look at for a little bit in the beginning.
But I loved it, and I will see it again soon, as it does warrant atleast 2 viewings =)
Another marketing troll for this piece of junk movie bomb. Do they actually pay you to write these glowing reviews? Are you a mental patient with an internet connection?
My Telescope, my guess is you haven't seen the film or you would have gone into some detail. Clearly you lack the intelligence to string together something worth reading ("piece of junk movie bomb"). On the Fourth of July do you enjoy your "pretty sky boom-boom light sparkles" too? If you follow Colin as a reviewer he has been dropping hints that he wanted to hate this movie for weeks now - hardly a "marketing troll". Sounds to me that while it's not perfect, he actually liked it. He based his opinion on actually SEEING the movie. Let me put this in simple terms for you... it appears you are a douchebag who has an Internet connection. I'm looking forward to seeing Avatar.
I like your review, it is thoughtful and respectful to the subject.
I would have liked it to contain some explanation for the four apes rating. I.e. why less than five but more than three (i.e. four). What did it lack to receive five, and is it really just above mediochre?
By the way I don't believe in quantitative ratings, but if you use them, you should explain them.
I've only been on this site for rooughly 8 months but now i check it everyday. Just a quick thing to Lengthy Johnson, funny name btw, 4 apes is definately not a mediocre rating from Colin. My Telescope you are a retard as well because obviously if you were on here more often you would no that Colin always gives good reviews eventhough i don't always agree. Certainly he is not getting paid to write them because he has bashed plenty that were probably deserving of it. And to Colin awesome review of this movie. Very honest and alot easier to understand than some of the other ones i've read. I must go now as i am off to the 11:30 show to see this masterpiece. Been excited to see this for months and even more excited now after reading the review.
Hmmm evil military verses the spiritual ppl of a planet, doesn't sound very groundbreaking or original to me. Ands add in evil corporation....meh.
I saw it at a midnight show in IMAX 3D. While I definently enjoyed it I think I liked it more as an experience than as a film. I just don't know how it will hold up when it's viewed on a TV screen without the 3D effects necessary to get the full emersion that is so vital to truly appreciate what Cameron has done.
I'll address a few things. First, I have never been paid by any producer, studio, or distributor in cash or consideration for any content I have ever written. To jump to that conclusion based on reading a review you disagree with is shallow and stupid. If I were a marketing troll, I'd get invited to more junkets. And if I were getting paid...don't you think they'd want me to not point out how much I disliked the appearance of the central characters?
I would also contend I haven't indicated that I "wanted to hate" this movie, just that I thought the hyperbole surrounding it for so many months is impossible to justify. It's that way with any movie before the fact. But if you read other movie sites - I dunno, pick a half dozen - there's enough junk out there about how "awesome" this movie has to be because it's James Cameron and all that. I'm just trying to mute expectations a little bit. It was like that last summer when Alex Billington of First Showing called David Edelstein of New York Magazine a "so-called critic" for not liking The Dark Knight, even though Billington certainly hasn't earned his own stripes in that regard and Edelstein has been a published critic for as long as Billington has drawn breath. The movie sites lean pretty solidly fanboy, and that's fine. You just won't ever get it here.
I have also said consistently that it's unfair to really judge this film based on clips and trailers because we're not seeing them in 3-D, and that is, as it happens, true. I still don't find the Na'vi that believable, but the rest of the effects are borderline mind-blowing in 3-D. That's how Cameron wants the film to play, so that's how it should be evaluated. Now, I have rejected any claim that this can do Titanic-like business, but that's hardly a criticism of the film. Those are two separate things. And I hate the song. That much is true.
Finally, I don't look at my reviews as quantitative, because I don't have a list in front of me of goals for a film to achieve, and if it doesn't do A, B, or C, then it receives a demerit. I don't look for the same things in every film, meaning if I had a quantitative approach, it wouldn't apply across the board, and in that case, what good what a quantitative review be? I liked The Proposal, for crying out loud...for what it was. But it didn't have effects like Avatar, even if the chemistry was better.
I suppose you mean, what qualities does a film need to get Five Apes, and what drops it to Four? To me, it's pretty simple: Five Apes means I wouldn't change the film very much if at all, that the film is - in my opinion - as good as it could possibly be. I don't give out many Five Ape reviews (one, originally, this year with The Hurt Locker, but upon further review of another film, it has also been upgraded to Five), but it's not because I don't want to. I just see things about most movies that don't quite hit the mark. What I don't understand is why so many critics flatten the field by giving so many things five/five or four/four. How do you know what's truly great if everything qualifies?
In Avatar, there's a number of things that drop it. The acting is so-so, the story is not terribly involving after a certain point, the dialogue is far from perfect, and it's probably 10 minutes too long in act two. The Na'vi effects honestly troubled me. I kept noticing how weak they were in comparison to everything else around them.
So why isn't it a Three Ape review? That should be clear, as well. Despite its shortcomings, which would only knock Avatar down to an average film on a bad day, the achievement simply can't be denied. If you're looking at it just from a technical standpoint, the film is a wonderland...minus those damn Na'vi. Even still, no other film I've seen comes as close to showcasing what 3-D and computer graphics can do together. It's a monumental achievement - more 2001 than Star Wars in my mind - but not, as D illustrates in his post above, the most stupendous piece of entertainment you'll ever see.