Five Dizzyingly Silly 'Dragonball' Character Videos

For the record, I'm beginning to reverse field on Dragonball Evolution. No, I haven't changed my opinion about how awful it looks. But that's just the point. It's like I'm the Milennium Falcon flying too close to the Death Star. Damn you, tractor beam! Now I can't escape it. I have to see it just to see how preposterous it's going to be, like a GWAR concert or something. Having muddled through Street Fighter: The Lameness of Chun-Li, I think I'm as prepared as I can be for this. But just in case, there are a few new character promos for the film, and they look about as clean and professional as Haight-Ashbury haircut. I think if you sit through all five you'll have the same rubbernecking reaction I had: I know it's bad, but just give it to me.
These glorious failures courtesy of Movie Web Dragonball Evolution is coming to theaters, whether you like it or not, on April 8th.

Comments

[Kevin]

What is said of Goku has often been said about me: "Kevin Wright. He's just an ordinary kid fulfilling his destiny to save the world."

Of course, they said that about all the kids in Holdenville...

[Kevin]

"Colin Boyd: if you get in the way, he'll make you pay."

[Orinn]

I hope they didn't pay money for those.