Weekend Recap: 'Sherlock,' More Joaquin Fallout, 'Alice in Wonderland'

Monsters vs. Aliens dominated the box office over the weekend, collecting $58 million, good enough for the biggest debut of the year. That's also about 1/1000th the amount of money Bernie Madoff bilked from people, so that has to make you feel good. There were other stories, just not in theaters, really. But Sherlock Holmes made some noise at the same time that Lindsay Lohan's career can barely be heard at all. And Joaquin Phoenix' Two Lovers director suddenly can't keep quiet. Lohan's latest bound for basic cable Mike Judge might lose another comedy to the black hole of Labor Day weekend Rachel McAdams talks Sherlock And speaking of, here's the first poster Harry Houdini to be the next Indy Jones? Director James Gray upset with Joaquin's antics Tim Burton updates Alice in Wonderland
And in case your thirst for knowledge isn't quenched just yet:
What if Paul Rudd became Eric Roberts? (Cinematical) Can you even make a decent Dragonball movie? (Film Junk) Bratt Ratner to direct the pilot of something called Cop House (The Hollywood Reporter) Matthew Vaughn prays to American Jesus (Coming Soon) Emily Blunt to co-star in Forgetting Sarah Marshall spin-off (Jo Blo)