Paris Wants to Work with Tarantino, World Laughs

Dingbat Paris Hilton wants to work with Quentin Tarantino for precisely the reason you'd think: "He's so hot right now." Hilton is quoted by The Mirror during her questionable attendance of the Cannes Film Festival this week, where she watched and loved Inglourious Basterds. Aren't you happy that Paris Hilton got to see that movie before you? She's so intellectually and artistically curious. One thing she's not, though, is a very good actress, and after a string of flops, Paris says she doesn't want to make more movies...unless it's with Tarantino. You know, because she's in a position to make up her own terms, I guess. "I've always preferred doing reality shows to acting because I can just be myself," Hilton admits, "but he's the director I'd do it for. I want to be his next 'Bride' like Uma Thurman in Kill Bill!" If she wanted to only work with Scorsese or Ken Loach of Zhang Yimou, I think we'd be much safer. Remember, this is Tarantino we're talking about. His casting moves have always been unpredictable, so let's make a pact to never mention this to him. If he never hears about it, I guess Paris will never act again. I can live in that world.

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[Jay]

"I've always preferred doing reality shows to acting because I can just be myself," Hilton admits (without the slightest hint of irony)

[Lillian James]

...seriously?

[DARKPHOENIX1212]

WHY? WHY? WHY?