I'm so glad I'm not whatever age you have to be to post something like "EVEN IF YOUR TEAM JACOB VOTE FOR ROB!!!!!" in the comment section of an article announcing the MTV Movie Award nominees. Yes, Twilight earned seven nominations, one more than Slumdog Millionaire for the most of the year, and an overwhelming amount of the comments so far are overly enthusiastic calls to vote for Twilight to win everything.

I guess I shouldn't be surprised, though; that movie was a huge hit with MTV's target demo (and beyond), but I wonder if it will sweep, and if it doesn't, how many unreasonable girls will start crying?

I remember when this awards show began, it was kind of a hip alternative to the stuffy award shows at the beginning of the year. It had edge and attitude and was really irreverent. That was the point. Now it's the Teen Choice Awards.

Here are the nominees:

Best Movie
The Dark Knight
High School Musical 3
Iron Man
Slumdog Millionaire
Twilight

Best Female Performance
Angelina Jolie - Wanted
Anne Hathaway - Bride Wars
Kate Winslet - The Reader
Taraji P. Henson - Benjamin Button

Best Male Performance
Christian Bale - The Dark Knight
Robert Downey, Jr. - Iron Man
Shia LaBeouf - Eagle Eye
Vin Diesel - Fast & Furious
Zac Efron - High School Musical 3

Breakthrough Performance - Female
Amanda Seyfried - Mamma Mia!
Ashley Tisdale - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Freida Pinto - Slumdog Millionaire
Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana: The Movie
Vanessa Hudgens - High School Musical 3: Senior Year
Kat Dennings - Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist

Breakthrough Performance - Male
Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Taylor Lautner - Twilight
Ben Barnes - The Chronicles of Narnia: Prince Caspian
Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
Bobb’e J. Thompson - Role Models

Best Comedic Performance
Amy Poehler - Baby Mama
Anna Faris - The House Bunny
James Franco - Pineapple Express
Jim Carrey - Yes Man
Steve Carell - Get Smart

Best Villain
Derek Mears - Friday The 13th
Dwayne Johnson - Get Smart
Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Johnathon Schaech - Prom Night
Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Best Fight
Anne Hathaway vs. Kate Hudson - Bride Wars
Christian Bale vs. Heath Ledger - The Dark Knight
Ron Perlman vs. Luke Goss - Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Robert Pattinson vs. Cam Gigandet - Twilight
Seth Rogen and James Franco vs. Danny McBride - Pineapple Express

Best Kiss
Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy - Wanted
Freida Pinto and Dev Patel - Slumdog Millionaire
James Franco and Sean Penn - Milk
Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson - Twilight
Paul Rudd and Thomas Lennon - I Love You, Man
Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron - High School Musical 3: Senior Year

Apparently, the producers have not made a decision on who will receive the Joe Jonas Humanitarian Award, but we'll get you that update as soon as we can.