Thursday
02Jul2009
Uh...What? Oldman the Dwarf in 'Tiptoes'?
Thursday, July 2, 2009 at 4:20PM
I had the hardest time believing this was real. But as it turns out, there was a romantic comedy about six years ago called Tiptoes. It starred Matthew McConaughey, Kate Beckinsale, Gary Oldman, Patricia Arquette, and Peter Dinklage. I never heard of it until earlier this afternoon.

It was never released in the U.S. theatrically, popping up on DVD in August 2004, but I'm still surprised the subject of Tiptoes never came up. You see, not only does it look for all the world like one of the worst movies ever made...it's about dwarves. And Gary Oldman is one of the little people.
I'll leave it at that. Watch the trailer and chart your emotions:
Usually with a bad movie, you can ask yourself, "How did anyone ever think this was a good idea?" With Tiptoes, you have to ask, "How did everyone ever think this was a good idea?"

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Reader Comments (4)
I'm....speechless
And in the role of a lifetime...Gary Oldman...
I thought this would be a comedy, but nope, they went serious with it...wow!
Well isn't that special? The role of a lifetime bit ...now that was funny!
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