Alba, Seagal, and Trejo on the Set of 'Machete'

Did I inconveniently forget that Jessica Alba was in Robert Rodriguez' Machete? It appears that I did. I know, I know, it's hard to keep track of all of the people in that cast, a couple of them you can see in these pictures posted at Phun.org, but that's no excuse. And speaking of no excuse, all of these shots appear to be of people helping Jessica dismount from the hood of a BMW. Racing to her rescue are Rodriguez, a shirtless Danny Trejo, and Steven Seagal, who thankfully, is fully buttoned, wearing a fumigation tent from the Jawaharlal Nehru collection. This film, of course, is the feature version of the fake trailer Rodriguez created for Grindhouse a couple years ago. In addition to the folks seen here, you'll get Robert De Niro, Lindsay Lohan, Don Johnson, and Cheech Marin. The only thing missing is Burt Reynolds.

Comments

[Asana]

"Steven Seagal, who thankfully, is fully buttoned, wearing a fumigation tent from the Jawaharlal Nehru collection. "

You're just a bad man Mr. Boyd, very bad.

[SEAN]

I wonder if they will put tatooes on Robert de Niro!!!!????!!!

That would be a sight to see, Id love to see that haha

[chris]

Why don't you learn to spell tattoos dumbass?

[Lt. Castillo]

Where's The Don?