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Tuesday, August 4, 2009 at 5:06PM Awesomely Awful - Uwe Boll's 'Rampage' Trailer
Uwe...Uwe...Uwe...Uwe - chant it with me - Uwe...Uwe...Uwe...

The world's worst filmmaker could very well be Uwe Boll. Of his 16 films, only three have an aggregate IMDB rating over 4 out of 10. The highest is Tunnel Rats with a whopping 4.3 out of ten. He has just as many below a 2. More than likely, his name means more to you than the movies: BloodRayne, Postal, In the Name of the King, and House of the Dead. Their reputations precede them.
Expect no love story or delicate character study here in his latest, a film called Rampage. It's about a guy who builds a kevlar suit and goes walking into town shooting everybody he sees. Deep, rich. The inciting incident? The barista who screwed up his macchiato. That's right: Uwe Boll is now stealing ideas from high school student short films.
Here's the trailer, if you dare:
There's no release date, of course, because it won't be released. At least not in theaters. I think we can safely assume that.



Reader Comments (38)
Who keeps giving him money to make these things?
It doesn't sound a million miles away from Falling Down, either...
My knuckles have your name written on them my friend and I look forward to showing you personally.
Tbh, it looks alot better than some of his other films
All that's missing is a spectacular performance from Matthew Lillard and Burt Reynolds.
When you said Uwe Boll was making a movie called Rampage I expected to see that he'd acquired the rights to that video game where you played a giant monster tearing down skyscrapers. A movie on that scale given the Uwe Boll treatment would be something to see.
"An Uwe Boll Film".....is that correct grammer? I guess so since it's a name?
er...not since it's a name.....not sure where that came from....but either way...doesn't sound like correct grammar.