'Final Destination 5' Announces Worst Title Ever

Fail. Final Destination 5 is actually titled 5nal Destination. With the 5. We are so 4tunate 2 get this 1. There's no de9, I can hardly con10 my 8citement. The Playlist reports that this was the best New Line could do, and points out what we reported a few weeks ago, that the studio is stumped as to why the fourth movie, simply called The Final Destination, did so well. There's no reason to stop, no matter what the title of the last film claimed, because suddenly, this is a gold mine. And I'm fine with that; it's a tough racket. Everything gets a sequel anyway, so if you found a formula that works, go for it. But that title is so predictable. That makes me wonder if they can possible think up new ways to kill people. Actually, on that note, The Playlist says the opening death sequence involves a suspension bridge. That could be cool to watch, but it's been done before. My idea, not that they should listen to me, is that death strikes with really long terminal illnesses. Try avoiding heart disease, tight-shirted teenager! An American Tail: 5nal Goes West opens in August of next year.

Comments

[Orinn]

ten points to Colin for leet speak

[MRPigg]

Pardon me, but don't you mean 733t speak?

Someone probably brought it up as a joke and then it stuck. You know, like Die Harder.

Maybe they should call it Just Kidding or Psych!

[chad]

it looks like anal destination

[Vince]

I would much rather watch Anal Destination than this crap, thank you Chad.

[Tjei]

When oh when are they going to come up with a movie title spelled out entirely with numbers?!?

[Rob]

This series has become the Final Fantasy of movies. Sort of.

[mohammed]

NO !! WHY ALL THIS ?

Final Destination is scary, amazing and meny people love it >> like ME !?
FD 1 , 2 and 3 was so cool ? and the third was the BEST !?
BUT, THE Final Destination >> i mean '4" << that was sucks and bad !?

about the title " 5nal Destination " it good !?
they want to make a new aide, i love it .

am looking forward for it ,,, =D

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