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Aug192010
Thursday, August 19, 2010 at 11:32PM Movie Review - 'Centurion'
| Centurion
Starring Michael Fassbender, Dominic West, and Olga Kurylenko ![]() |
Almost without fail, a movie needs to have a interesting story to go anywhere. Short of that, a film
had better have something incredibly intriguing in another way. Take Crank, for example: It's remarkably simple and
there's no character development, but it's set up like a video game so the movie has some momentum. Still not great, but
it's a good example.
Neil Marshall's Centurion is plainly short on anything interesting once the
setting is established. And there's clearly a lot more that could be done with it.
While Marshall (The Descent) has found something that on the surface should be a compelling movie idea, he squanders
a lot of hard work on the visuals, an authentic presentation of brutal times, and terrific casting with a story that doesn't
even seem to have many consequences if things don't work out the way they're designed to. We're transported to AD 117
quickly and seamlessly, but as the story of a sole survivor of a raid on his Roman outpost in what is now northern England
unfolds, it's obvious something's missing.
"Even the land wants us dead," narrates Quintus Dias (Michael Fassbender) before his legion is attacked on a cold
winter night by the marauding Picts, and it is the land that might be the most appealing player in the entire film. Credit
Marshall for showing the harsh conditions as a tactical obstacle rather than just a setting, but once the other pieces are
all in place, it's just the occasional fracass that keeps Centurion afloat.
The plot is bare bones. Quintus Dias, fleeing the Picts, meets up with another group of Roman soldiers searching for their
kidnapped general, kidnapped by the same barbarians. At the same time, the Picts are in hot pursuit of Quintus Dias, emphasis on
the hot: Leading the charge is Etain, played by recent Bond girl Olga Kurylenko.
Historically, these battles occurred, approximately. The region's right, the dates might be wrong, but the long history of
the Roman Empire is filled with this sort of thing, so accuracy, which is hard to gauge, also isn't that important.




Reader Comments (5)
Although I'm still kinda-sorta interested in this, I feel that this is another Neil Marshall disappointment. The Descent is one of the best horror films I've ever seen (I'm serious), but Doomsday was an absolute mess of a film and this seems again like a good concept with failed execution. Still, I'll give it a chance, just because Marshall has so much goodwill stored up from Descent that I'll see just about anything he makes now.
Oh and another point about Fassbender and Imogen Poots, the former will be Mr. Rochester in the upcoming Jane Eyre film (starring Mia "too lazy to spell her last name correctly" a.k.a. Alice from that Tim Burton debacle from this year) while the latter is apparently in the running to be the love interest (read: not Mary Jane) in the new Spider-Man reboot.
rona mitra doomsday btw, but nice read
oh and if imogen gets the spiderman part ill be happy,
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