New Clip from 'Vampires Suck' Unsurprisingly Bad

Grudgingly, I will tip my cap to Vampires Suck for one slight bit of satire. The Twilight spoof - which in this clip also mentions the cast of Jersey Shore for reasons that make no sense - has the pale vampire guy as you would expect. And they call him Edward Sullen. An easy joke to make, sure, but given how off-base the creators of Disaster Movie usually are, I'm surprised they honed in on an obvious but fitting joke. And that's the end of my praise; the movie still looks awful. Judge for yourself with this first clip, titled "Pale Guy," courtesy of MovieWeb. Vampires Suck will be in theaters on August 18th, giving you a little over two weeks to make other plans.

Comments

[Tjei]

surprised the honed

[cara]

lol i think this is funny i like it im going to see it for the movie trailer go to vampiressuck.com they even had the jersey shore they should have bad girls club on it to.

[Miss Anonymous]

Hmmmm... hahahaha it looks qood. i'm definitely qoinq tew watch it. i'Don'tKnoww why you're sooo sour about it, just messinq with tha Twiliqht Saqa... i mean, it had it cominq, every body knowws it did. seriously? when would you ever expect a vampire to "sparkle" ? i love the Twiliqht Series and all, but it would be a perect tarqet to shoot at the series that everybody loves, every body wants to watch it, even if Twi-Fans think it's offensive in some sort of level, we're all dyinq tew see it.
Some people because they're NOT twi-fans, others because they have NOTHING to do that weekend, others because they're twi-fans but think this is hilarious, or in my case... because you kinda like the series, but you think this could be really funny, and you're a sucker for parodies !