Week in Review: 'Takers,' 'Piranha' vs. Cameron, Hollywood's Most Bankable Star

Machete will be the big story this weekend even if the numbers don't follow suit. The reason? There's not a whole lot else to talk about. The big story heading into the week was Takers, a movie that was supposed to struggle to get to second place on the box office rundown but wound up winning the whole thing. That can't last, though. Thankfully, James Cameron talked before thinking again and unwittingly (I think) raked Piranha 3D over the coals for somehow cheapening 3-D. Well, it didn't, and it's frankly not any of his business, but it sure made for a nice headline. Also, you'll probably not guess - unless you've already skimmed the headlines below - which actor is Hollywood's most profitable. Here's a hint: It's not Hal Linden. We finally got around to reviewing Takers Speaking of, Takers actually won the box office last weekend James Cameron fires, Piranha producer guy fires back Huh? Please don't let Darren Aronofsky sink to the Wolverine sequel Shia LaBeouf makes other people a lot of money There's still hope for that BioShock movie No matter what he says (or how he threatens them), people still love that wacky Mel Gibson What losing Angelina Jolie means to Warner Bros.' Gravity Sean Penn shows up on Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns The Rock tackles Center of the Earth sequel