Friday, February 25, 2011 at 11:12PM How Ricky Gervais Would Open the Oscars
After his uncomfortable (but funny) performance hosting the Emmys, it's safe to say Ricky Gervais won't be presenting during this Sunday's Academy Award telecast. (When asked about the Oscars, Gervais, an atheist, told The Hollywood Reporter "I am forbidden to work on The Sabbath.") Still, that's not stopping him from offering a few pointers to hosts Anne Hathaway and James Franco.
In a post on his blog, Gervais proposed an opening exchange Franco and Hathaway could have that, in typical Gervais style, makes jokes about himself, Hollywood and, well, child molestation. It's a pretty funny dialogue, which you can read in its entirety after the jump. (Let's hope the actual Academy Awards opening is half this entertaining.)





